Details, We Need Details!

The (Com)Post's Tarik El-Bashir tells us that Jamie "Home Run" Heward is doing better today and is now under the care of a plastic surgeon. (I'll let the female bloggers comment further...) But he neglects to give us what we all want. The Count!

No, not that Count, the stitch count. So what Home Run was getting worked on from 10 pm to 1:30 am, that's just your typical D.C. Emergency Room wait. I needed 24 stitches in my left eyebrow because of a softball game going on five years ago now and I was in the G.W. ER for around 5 hours. Home Run got taken care of quickly in just three and half and had a much more severe cut than I did.

Now maybe if Tarik's comrade Dan Steinberg wasn't chasing down every single solitary aspect of the Nick Rimando water gun chase which has become an embarrassment (not for Dan, D.C. United, or the (Com)Post mind you, but for the rocket scientists trying to squirt Nick with their water guns for snow boarding equipment. Hey geniuses, if you ever read this post, quit camping out in front of Nick's house and chasing his wife around in grocery store parking lots and set out to find Kyle Sheldon ASAP. Why? Click here and maybe you can put 2 and 2 together to figure out why) he could get us that information.

Oh well, I guess we'll have to wait for Mike Vogel to tell us what we want to know...