In Honor Of Talk Like A Pirate Day

I'll be using the Pirate Translator to deliever the Caps top story line entering today:

Aye, since Washin'ton opened trainin' camp on Sept. 14, a grand mighty o' 24 players have been cut from the roster. Yesterday was the largest cut t' date, as 19 players war sent t' the Hershey Bears, Washin'ton’s American Hockey League affiliate and one player was released. It’s crunch-time for the 20 forwards, 12 defensemen and fi'e goalies remainin', many 'yin' for a permanent spot on Washin'ton’s roster. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Anyway, back to the grind, sorry for the lack of posts recently but I haven't had much time to throw something good together.