DIST IST VAR!!!!!!

At least a legal one anyway...

I hereby nominate for Quote of the Day (cue David Bowie):

"You can ask militia (Russian police) about pressure. Pressure is when they bang your head against a wall radiator.

So that's how the Russian Mafia does it?????? I was thinking maybe some Penguin heads in Malkin's bed, pointing a gun at him, or something, but banging his head against a wall radiator..... Ok, if you say so.

On a serious note though, with Tretyak and Fetisov on board, the NHL's relationship with the RIHF is one of "persona non grata."