Attention All Caps Fans

If you happen to have a ticket for the Caps-Penguin Scum game on March 9th, please disregard the start time currently printed on the ticket. The game has been moved up to accommodate NBC and the NHL's incessant "Malkin-Lindros is better than A.O." campaign.

All Penguin Scum fans however will be barred from entering the Phone Booth until the time printed on their tickets.