Memo To Teenage Punk Boys...

KEEP YOUR BIG BLEEPIN' TRAPS SHUT!

Nats pitcher Ramon Ortiz lost a no-hitter in the ninth inning today. Of course the blame goes to punk in my section today who heading into the bottom of the eighth inning ignored my sage advice to keep quiet. Bozo kept yapping about how this guy and that guy had no idea what a no-hitter was. Well, the first batter of the ninth busted up the no-hitter and I made sure everybody knew to blame that guy.

WHEN YOU HAVE A NO-HITTER OR A SHUTOUT GOING YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS.

Unless of course you're an idiot like that guy and you're looking to jinx it.

When Pujols hit the home run, that guy and his equally stupid friend wised up and tore out of RFK Stadium before the pitchforks and torches could be distributed...

But Congratulations to Oritz for a well-pitched baseball game and his first home run of the season. Jeers to the jerk who felt the need to jinx the first MLB no-hitter in two years.