Thursday, February 01, 2007

Lonely? Single? Desperate? Hockey Fan? and a Guy?

Come on guys, you know who you are (Tim) and here's your chance to meet some women at a Caps game.

Seriously guys (Tim), if you like watching hockey and you're blatantly shopping for a wife; you won't get a better chance than this. Yes, you're going to miss Valentine's Day, but don't complain to me, go talk to Ted about that. But you shouldn't use that as an excuse to hold you back anyway guys (Tim).

Ok, so I can't guarantee that all the ladies there will be single. Yes, that is a problem and my advice for that situation is "don't go there." And yes, some of them who aren't married may be more like Rosie O'Donnell (in more ways than one) than Paris Hilton. But you have to play the cards that you are dealt guys (Tim) because beggars can't be choosers.

Besides guys (Tim), you never know, they could have sisters, cousins, friends, mortal enemies that they could set you up with that you'll hit if off with. Take a chance guys (Tim) it is only one night and at a minimum, $22 for a ticket. And if you want to be really smooth guys (Tim), you should buy two $90 tickets and offer the lady of your choice a chance to "upgrade" with you...

Just be sure guys (Tim) that before the end of the night that you get her phone number. Getting her e-mail wouldn't hurt either. Just don't give her your e-mail and then walk away because trust me guys (Tim), it won't work if you do that.



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